Meet my hoodie. It's awesome, right? Looks nice and comfy, long, baggy, perfect for lounging around AND doing things like running errands, grocery shopping, etc. Yes?? Well, that's what I thought too, and is why I purchased it some 8 years ago.
But alas. Miss Thunderthighs McGee (that's me) looks very dumpy and frumpy in this hoodie. Who cares if I'm just lounging around, right?! Well...yes...that's true, I suppose. However I do still like to look somewhat cute, even when I'm lounging, I mean...I have an amazing husband who deserves to have a wife who doesn't look like she just walked out of one of those emails with all the Walmart people. RIGHT?!
I have never been able to bring myself to get rid of this hoodie, even though I hate how it looks on me, because I still think as far as hoodies go, it rocks! I mean, it's not the hoodie's fault that it just happens to land right smack dab in the absolute widest and largest part of my thighs, nor can it help that it's maker failed to put any elastic in the bottom band, which would have made it possible for me to tuck it under.
WELL my friends (those of you who are still here and haven't nodded off or been distracted by your fingernails), today I believe I found a solution and can now wear my rockin' hoodie with pride!
My amazing, astounding, mind-blowing, over-the-top, you'll-never-believe-it solution??
A safety pin.
Yep! A safety pin, at the bottom of the band, cinching it up enough that I can tuck that sucker right underneath. SOOOOOO can you see it?! Can you see how much better it looks with the help of that little safety pin??
Or perhaps I'm just delusional....which is highly likely.

So since I'm pregnant, it only seemed fitting to use my growth pictures! Here I am at 10 weeks, with a pudge that isn't baby...just too many trips to Taco Bell and not enough trips to the River Greenway for a power walk!! I'm looking lovely in my daily attire of a tank top and sweat pants. Heidi Klum, eat your heart out.
Hello 15 weeks! Ok I really don't live in tank tops, as you'll see farther down the line. I think I kept wearing them to show off the tummy growth. I am however wearing my FAVORITE brand of jeans...Silver!! These jeans are not maternity but I have been a staple of my wardrobe all the same. I don't know about anyone else, but it's really hard for me to find maternity jeans that are not "Mom Jeans" which leave you with pockets on your kidneys and a yard of fabric under your shirt giving the illusion that you have two pillows stuffed down your pants.



I was also supposed to show what I would wear if I could wear anything at all. I'm twisting it a bit...if I could mimic anyone's pregnant radiance and beauty, it would be Catherine Zeta-Jones. Here she is accepting her Oscar for her performance in "Chicago" (my all time favorite movie and musical but that's off topic here). I remember seeing her live that night and she blew me away with how confident, graceful, and absolutely gorgeous she is. And the fact that she did that movie while pregnant is amazing in itself, I can't even find the energy to move the clothes from the washer to the dryer and she was out there doing splits, jumps, dancing for hours!! And she doesn't have lunch lady arms! So I want an outfit that makes me look like Catherine Zeta-Jones!