erican Express. It has Sheryl Crow, Ellen Degeneres, Dan Miller, Alicia Keys, and some random guy in it talking about ideas to save the planet, blah blah blah. Jason said "Oh, look there's the dirtiest butt in Hollywood". He was referring to Sheryl Crow...in case you live under a rock and haven't heard, her suggestion to all of us for saving the planet is to only use ONE SQUARE of toilet paper when using the bathroom. So then we were discussing how that is just plain impossible for a woman especially. I mean, come on...even if you're just going "number 1", you're going to get it all over your hand/fingers. So then, Jason being Jason, went into this whole theory he has on how Sheryl Crow uses the bathroom in the most "green" way possible.He suggested that she uses her one square and then for anything that's "left over", she uses leaves that have freely fallen from the tree (NEVER plucked from their home!!). To this I responded that that just wouldn't work because then there would be urine in the environment and that is just not natural. Jason then pointed out that leaves would only be used for "number 2" and that her servants would return the used leaves BACK to their original position on the ground from which they landed when falling freely from the tree, therefore fertilizing the ground naturally with her manure.
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Actually, I believe urine is about as "natural" as you can get - - - I doubt that ANIMALS deposit THEIRS in sewage systems - - - - - -
But as usual - - - all this was very funny!!!
Dr.Oz says that you could put urine on a sore if you have no other antiseptic...also, he says for #1, you should dab!!!
Keetha, as for animal's deposits, that was what gave the people e-coli from the fresh spinach.
I don't care what you say...you guys are GOOD!!!
Of course it was, grammy - - - but it is still NATURAL!!! Bacteria is NATURAL!!!!
The point was not whether or not urine is natural.
/sigh
Too deep for me.
Little bit more on the lighter side...DJ's urologist's auto tag reads "OUI OUI"...& that's the truth!!
ROFL Imagine the points we shall ponder in August. Im a little skeered.
ha ha ha! I agree with Keri, one square is just impossible!!
While transferring planes coming home from vacation we had a short lay-over in DFW so we watched their CNN news stories on the monitors in the waiting area. There was a story about how Kimberly Clark has invented an automatic toilet paper dispenser. You wave your hand in front of the sensor and it automatically dispenses five sheets.
The news commentators joked about the focus group research that determined that five sheets was the optimum number. Good thing Sheryl Crow wasn't on the focus group!
The research also said that most people use an arm's length of paper.
If I ever encounter one of these things, I'll probably wave my hand in front of it twice!
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